Person Actually Working on WAR: "Say, Paul, what are your thoughts on whether dwarven warriors can dual-wield? If they do, should we handicap some of the damage, or hit chances?"
Paul Barnett: "Let me tell you - that dwarf wants to RECLAIM HIS ANCESTRAL HOME from the EVIL DARK DWARVES! He's got DECADES of pent-up hostility that he can't WAIT to unleash upon his enemies! He is going to SMASH the ever-loving JUNK out of them until there's nothing left but RED STAINS!"
Person Actually Working on WAR: "Um...thanks, Paul."
http://tobolds.blogspot.com/2008/07/interview-with-paul-barnett.htmlbtw Mr Hyperbole here is the Creative Director for WAR.